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[zephrah]

messages and whatnot go here.

Comments

voice:

[hislittleflower]

Um.

Hi Keyleth.

This is Peony. Vax's friend, Peony. Um. Asked him to ask you a question but he wouldn't ask you for me and he said I had to ask you myself so...I apologise if this is dumb?

Do flowers have feelings?

[zephrah]

Oh, hello.

Um, yes? They're not very complex feelings, but they have stronger opinions than, say, grass.

But if you want a really good in depth conversation you've gotta talk to a tree.

[hislittleflower]

[This makes it so much worse.]

Flowers have opinions?

...are you fucking with me?

[zephrah]

Well, yes? They're alive, aren't they?

Or, wait, did you mean like, do they feel things physically?

[hislittleflower]

I don't even know what I think.

...

So. If they have opinions, does that mean they have personalities?

[zephrah]

I don't think I'd go that far. Like I said, they're not complex feelings.

[hislittleflower]

Like angry and happy?

DOES THAT MEAN PANSIES ARE ACTUALLY ANGRY!? [She's yelling because this is an argument she's had 100 times.]

[zephrah]

You know, I don't know that I've ever met an angry flower. Sad flowers! Grass is more likely to get angry. Once, when we were in the Feywilds, this entire field got very angry with us, and my friend Percy--you know Percy?--he had to flirt with the grass to get it to calm back down.